Top 10 Groan-Inducing Furniture Dad Jokes to Celebrate Father’s Day

Dads are a pretty talented group of fellas. They all seem to have advanced degrees in grilling, possess the ability to recite lyrics from any popular song from the ‘80’s and ‘90’s and can rattle off insightful analysis of last night’s big game – even if they didn’t watch it! However, there is one talent that most dads lack in – the ability to tell jokes.

Here are my Top 10 dad jokes about furniture, guaranteed to give you a good laugh!

10. Where do dinettes come from?

9. What’s the tallest piece of furniture at Bob’s?

8. What has four legs but can’t walk?

7. How comfortable is the Serene living room set?

6. What is my Ashton’s favorite genre of television?

5. A future in interior design?

4. Did you hear the mirror broke up with the dresser?

3. How far back does my Gibson recliner go?

2. The Rug Life!

And my number one favorite dad joke is….

1. What did the sick Bob-O-Pedic mattress say to its doctor?

So, there you have it. Those are my favorite dad furniture jokes. Now it’s your turn. Share your favorite dad jokes and tag us @mybobs to be featured in our feed.

About the author / Bob

I consider myself the luckiest spokespuppet ever because I get to talk about the thing I love the most everyday – furniture! Tufted headboards, rustic finishes, the difference between a sofa and a couch (yes, there is a difference)… I could go on and on. Oh, I just love furniture and I’m SO excited that I have this blog to share my passion with you! It may take me a little longer to create posts – have you ever tried typing with clay hands – but I look forward to talking furniture with you!

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