‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving

Little Bob sleeping | Bob's Discount Furniture

‘Twas the night before Thanksgiving, when all thro’ Bob’s Discount Furniture,

Not a creature was stirring, not even a spokespuppet;

The nametags were all hung by the front office with care,

Knowing that nobody, not even St. Nicholas soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their Chadwick bedroom sets with super comfy Bob-O-Pedic mattresses,

While visions of scrumptious turkey danced in their heads,

And Mama in her ‘kerchief and red knit throw blanket with pom poms, and I in my yellow shirt and yellow hat,

Had just settled into our Power Bob Ultra Queen Adjustable Base Bed with Bob-O-Pedic Prize Gel Mattress for a long winter’s nap-

When out at the front door of my Manchester, CT Bob’s Discount Furniture there arose such a clatter,

I sprang out of my Bob-O-Pedic Bed to see what was the matter.

I slowly opened the front door,

To see an energized crowd ready to rush the showroom floor,

I have an announcement to make, I said

Please excuse the brevity as I’m speaking off the top of my head,

Bob’s Discount Furniture stores closed at 6pm tonight,

If you still want great deals on quality and stylish furniture, you’ll have to visit my website.

Family has always been important to me,

That’s why at 6pm I locked the doors and hid the key,

So all my Bob’s employees could spend some quality time,

With their family before bedtime,

And tomorrow on Thanksgiving Day,

They don’t have to come to work, not even my go-to guy in IT named Dray,

My employees can relax on Turkey Day and make memories,

There’s plenty of time when they get back to work to talk about the latest accessories.

But fear not my early Black Friday Shoppers,

Mybobs.com is still open, have you seen my new bed toppers?

So, excuse me now, I’m going back to bed,

Please take this message and feel free to spead,

Bob’s Discount Furniture is Closed on Thanksgiving Day,

So at home is where my employees will stay.

I wish everyone a healthy and happy holiday,

Enjoy your dinner and dessert tray!

Bob’s Discount Furniture will open Black Friday at 8am or 9am depending on the store location.

About the author / Bob

I consider myself the luckiest spokespuppet ever because I get to talk about the thing I love the most everyday – furniture! Tufted headboards, rustic finishes, the difference between a sofa and a couch (yes, there is a difference)… I could go on and on. Oh, I just love furniture and I’m SO excited that I have this blog to share my passion with you! It may take me a little longer to create posts – have you ever tried typing with clay hands – but I look forward to talking furniture with you!

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