People have been asking me for years, “Bob, how do you keep that beard so fresh?” And, honestly, it’s genetics. But I wanted to pass my good fortune on to you and give you the gift of a goatee (amongst other styles!)
Check out the bristle sitch below, pick your peach fuzz, and get beard with it!
THE FULL BOB
That’s right, you can have my exact facial hair. Print this puppy out, slap it on, snap a pic, and feel the joy of luscious face locks.
THE VIKING
Talk about a blonde bombshell. This beauty is perfect for the biggest, burliest, beard aficionados. It’s important to keep your face warm when you’re on the Scandi seas!
THE LUMBERJACK
Slap on some flannel, chop some wood and snap your suspenders. This beard is the ideal chin pelt for all you outdoorsy types.
THE WIZARD
Twirl the tip, you wizened magical creature. This flowing face mane will have all the fairies in the forest skipping at your call.
THE FANCY-FREE
Searching for sassy stubble? You found it! Between the mustache and the soul patch, you’re sure to find yourself ordering the most expensive item on the menu and laughing maniacally all night long.
Once you’ve picked your fresh new face, cut it out, tie it on with a bit of yarn or string, snap a pic, and tag @MyBobs so we can see you in all your glory! Remember, it’s not the size of the beard, it’s your commitment to twirling it that really matters.
